real life Tarzan
To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope
one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education
"i’m not ignoring you i just don’t know what to say to you" a film written, directed, produced by and starring me
In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall
me trying to comfort a sad friend
when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died
"What do you plan to do with your future?"