A customer dumps all their items on the counter and before you start scanning any of them, they swipe their card.
What the hell are trying to purchase?…..Air??”
"How Can I Tell This Customer To Fuck Off Without Getting Fired" - an anthology by retail workers worldwide
I thought about going about this in a sarcastic and brutal way, but then I remembered how being in retail has taught me to be polite even in the worst of circumstances. So, in keeping with the theme of this blog, I’m going to clue some of you in on the Do’s and Dont’s of shopping in a retail…
Unpleasant customers who complain and say they’d rather go somewhere else.
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important
i have 3 moods:
- skips every song on my ipod
- lets the music play without interruption
- plays the same song on repeat for days
due to low self esteem if someone is hitting on me i probably wouldn’t even be able to tell unless they directly said “i love you and want to date you” and even then i would be a little skeptical